Rats Infest New Orleans Police Headquarters, Eat Confiscated Marijuana, Says Chief

In a startling revelation, the newly appointed head of the New Orleans Police Department, Chief Anne Kirkpatrick, has shed light on the deplorable conditions plaguing the department's headquarters. Chief Kirkpatrick has disclosed that rats have overrun the evidence room, consuming all the confiscated marijuana stored within. Moreover, she expressed concern that the rodents appeared to exhibit signs of being under the influence.

During a recent address to the City Council, Chief Kirkpatrick painted a grim picture of the situation at the police headquarters, highlighting the pervasive rodent infestation as a pressing issue that demands immediate attention. She emphasized the. . .